bodyglitter:

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

anyone, tbh:  you’re a singer? sing me something
me:  ….it’s hard to believe… that i couldn’t sneeze, see… that you were always right there next to be side me

coldbarbie.  /  UNKNOWN  ( BUT WOWZAH  )

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                              unless  you  have  a  DEATH  wish  ,  ’  with  unhinged  FEROCITY  ,  her  words  drip  slow  &.  concentrated  .  ‘  you  will  get  those  grubby  hoofs  off  of  my  dash  .  ’  a  pale  blur  of  gaunt  limbs  &.  she’s  smacks  his  shoulder  with  all  the  DRAMATICS  as  that  of  a  quarrelsome  child  .  ‘  i  mean  it  ——  get  them  off  !  ’

✧ . : ° 。 ❛  a  little  thing  .  ↪  (  @atesnacks  !  ) .

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               yeah, the lack of sheer decency was more than just obvious, unfortunately. residue of the triple bacon cheddar burger feasted upon earlier now pressed upon the vehicle  /  eyes wide from pure amazement. maybe one could blame FRED for the appreciation for all things automotive. he’d honestly not even realized how rude he’d been  ;  his stupor quite literally knocked out of him by the woman’s attack.

                               ❛   hey, hey !  i’m sorry, i just  -                 -  i’ve never seen a car like this before   ❜  to say he was excited would be quite the understatement. but first, maybe it was smart to find a NAPKIN or something. 

❛   yeah, officer. there were FIVE of them. i mean, if you count the stupid dog that followed them around. like a wannabe breakfast club or something one of them wore an ascot, like what is this -      - the seventies? he seemed to be the (  leader  )  of the group. there was a redhead  ;  she’s a feisty one, don’t get on her bad side. the little one with the glasses had to be the brains of the bunch. like i said, there was a dog with them. a GREAT DANE, maybe? i swore i heard it talk.

-                           -    and then there was the last one  /  i don’t get it. how could he, of all of those meddling kids, be the one that got me? it wasn’t like he was even useful each time i saw him, he either sat with his dog or ATE SNACKS. they always say beware the quiet one. i guess i got what’s coming to me.   ❜


coldbarbie:

                     she  is  a  twisted  soul  ,  A  DEATH  -  RIDDEN  WOMAN  ,  haunted  by  dreams  !

loomisbillys:

Shiloh Fernandez as Scott Russo in Law and Order: SVU “Agent Provocateur”

meddlingheels:

                                                              prom queen fighting for the title
                                                              sixteen   &&   burning up a bible

your body is not a temple.

in the daytime,
i'm MISTER NATURAL !
just as healthy as i can be.

but at night,
i'm a junk food junkie!

GOOD LORD, HAVE PITY ON ME!

it is an amusement park.

independent & private
norville 'shaggy' rogers
of the scooby-doo series.

as portrayed by aaron.

enjoy the ride !

click the ! in ZOINKS
for the askbox.

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